Oh Sh!t: True Stories from People Who Barely Made It. And a Few Who Didn’t.

This book exists because eight friends at a dinner table once stopped talking mid-sentence to listen to a story about almost shitting in public.Dave Miller noticed something that night. Everyone has been there. Nobody talks about it. And when someone finally does, with the right amount of honesty, it is some of the funniest material on earth.He spent five years collecting stories. From friends. From coworkers. From strangers at parties who heard what he was writing and immediately said, "Oh, I've got one." Hundreds came in.These 32 are the best of the best.Oh Sh!t is a humor anthology of 32 true first-person stories about people who came dangerously close to losing it in the worst possible places:The final-round interview on the 41st floorA best man at the wedding ceremonyCross-country flight, window seat, mid-turbulenceA couples massage the day after getting engagedA son's U-11 soccer sidelineAnd 27 more. Weddings, funerals, road trips, ski hills, hot yoga, Disneyland, a graveside, a girls' weekend hike. Some made it. Some didn't. All of them lived to tell the story.What's inside:32 true first-person stories, 167 pagesShort chapters. Read one. Laugh. Read another.Gift-format paperback (5.5 x 8.5) that looks good wrappedAlso on KindlePerfect for:The dad who claims he doesn't want anythingThe friend whose group chat is 90% bathroom stories alreadyFather's Day, birthdays, retirement gifts, and white elephant exchangesThe coworker doing Secret Santa with a budgetAnyone who has ever pulled into a gas station faster than they should haveFair warning:If you crack this open in a quiet room, people will ask what you are laughing at. You will not be able to explain without doing the whole story yourself. This is how the book spreads.We've all been there. Most of us made it.The other ones are in here too. Read more